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			<title>The Iranian Time Machine</title>
			<description><![CDATA[The Iranians may have a time machine. This is why you probably shouldn&#039;t be worried.   -&gt;]]></description>
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			<author>Larry O&#039;Hanlon</author>						<category>Tech</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 19:34:45 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Super Bowl Ads: Sexy Astronauts and Space Babies</title>
			<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s time for the obligatory Super Bowl ad postmortem: Were there any space related ads? Were they any good?  -&gt;]]></description>
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			<author>Ian O&#039;Neill</author>						<category>Space</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 04:47:46 -0500</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[It&#039;s time for the obligatory Super Bowl ad postmortem: Were there any space related ads? Were they any good?  -&gt;]]></media:description>
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			<title>Gangsta Search Yo&#039; Results With Gizoogle</title>
			<description><![CDATA[Search engine translates your results into ganstalisious slang popularized by Snoop Dogg.]]></description>
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			<author>Nic Halverson</author>						<category>Communication</category>
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						<category>Internet</category>
						<category>Online Community and Social Networking</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:52:00 -0500</pubDate>
			<media:title type="html">Gangsta Search Yo&#039; Results With Gizoogle</media:title>
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			<title>World&#039;s Most Annoyingly Addictive Machine</title>
			<description><![CDATA[This is the advanced version of the Most Useless Machine which was introduced three years ago.]]></description>
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			<author>The DNews Editors</author>						<category>Gadgets</category>
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						<category>Inventions</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Spy Agency Predicts Megahumans By 2030</title>
			<description><![CDATA[The National Intelligence Council predicts a radically transformed future.]]></description>
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			<author>Nic Halverson</author>						<category>Earth</category>
						<category>Energy</category>
						<category>Food</category>
						<category>Government</category>
						<category>History</category>
						<category>Humor</category>
						<category>Infectious Diseases</category>
						<category>Nuclear Weapons</category>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:42:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[The National Intelligence Council predicts a radically transformed future.]]></media:description>
			
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			<title>Fermilab Hosts a Physics Slam</title>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;Physics slams&quot; have been popping up at labs and universities around the globe, and Fermilab hosted one last month.]]></description>
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			<author>Jennifer Ouellette</author>						<category>Humor</category>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:18:40 -0500</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[&quot;Physics slams&quot; have been popping up at labs and universities around the globe, and Fermilab hosted one last month.]]></media:description>
			
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			<title>Watch All The Planes Land: Gotta-See Video</title>
			<description><![CDATA[How many planes landed at San Diego airport on Black Friday? This many.]]></description>
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			<author>Trace Dominguez</author>						<category>Visual Arts</category>
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						<category>september 11</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 14:45:37 -0500</pubDate>
			<media:title type="html">Watch All The Planes Land: Gotta-See Video</media:title>
			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[How many planes landed at San Diego airport on Black Friday? This many.]]></media:description>
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			<title>White House Death Star Petition: DNews Nugget</title>
			<description><![CDATA[The US should build a Death Star because, you know, why not?]]></description>
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			<author>Ian O&#039;Neill</author>						<category>Humor</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:23:11 -0500</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[The US should build a Death Star because, you know, why not?]]></media:description>
			
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			<title>Urinal Video Games Played With Pee</title>
			<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s right, full-bladdered fellas: step right up, unzip and let the games begin.]]></description>
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			<author>Nic Halverson</author>						<category>Human</category>
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						<category>Persuasive Technology</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:15:31 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Angry Aliens? Call Obama</title>
			<description><![CDATA[More than two-thirds of a U.S. poll say President Barack Obama would be better suited than Mitt Romney to handle an alien invasion.]]></description>
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			<author>Irene Klotz</author>						<category>alien life</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 15:46:19 -0500</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[More than two-thirds of a U.S. poll say President Barack Obama would be better suited than Mitt Romney to handle an alien invasion.]]></media:description>
			
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			<title>William Shatner&#039;s Words Are Yours To Arrange</title>
			<description><![CDATA[Take any word William Shatner has said and turn it into an original sentence.]]></description>
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			<author>Christina Ortiz</author>						<category>Cell Phones</category>
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						<category>Humor</category>
						<category>Smart Phones</category>
						<category>Tech</category>
			
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 13:31:51 -0500</pubDate>
			<media:title type="html">William Shatner&#039;s Words Are Yours To Arrange</media:title>
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			<title>BBC Has No Alien Contact Policy: DNews Nugget</title>
			<description><![CDATA[Speaking to aliens live on TV could be problematic for the BBC&#039;s health and safety regulations.]]></description>
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			<author>Ian O&#039;Neill</author>						<category>alien life</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 13:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
			<media:title type="html">BBC Has No Alien Contact Policy: DNews Nugget</media:title>
			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[Speaking to aliens live on TV could be problematic for the BBC&#039;s health and safety regulations.]]></media:description>
			
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			<title>Landslide Victory! For Infinite Bacon</title>
			<description><![CDATA[If there&#039;s one thing that can upstage Election Day, it&#039;s this Mobius strip of bacon.]]></description>
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			<author>Nic Halverson</author>						<category>3D Printing</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:12:04 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Star Wars Icons Made into Origami: DNews Nugget</title>
			<description><![CDATA[A way to fold 20 Star Wars ships and characters into origami.]]></description>
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			<author>The DNews Editors</author>						<category>Artists</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 11:53:28 -0500</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[A way to fold 20 Star Wars ships and characters into origami.]]></media:description>
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			<title>World&#039;s Largest T-Shirt Cannon: DNews Nugget</title>
			<description><![CDATA[This sucker launches 100 T-shirts into the crowd in 60 seconds.]]></description>
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			<author>The DNews Editors</author>						<category>Humor</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 10:32:43 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>App to Mash-Up Particle Physics and Angry Birds</title>
			<description><![CDATA[Fans of the hugely popular smartphone app Angry Birds will be thrilled to learn that they will soon be able to combine their love for slingshotting wingless cartoon birds with physics.]]></description>
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			<author>Jennifer Ouellette</author>						<category>Space</category>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:47:00 -0400</pubDate>
			<media:title type="html">App to Mash-Up Particle Physics and Angry Birds</media:title>
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			<title>How to Mount a Shuttle on a 747: Gotta-See Video</title>
			<description><![CDATA[How do you put a space shuttle on the back of a jetliner? NASA had the cameras rolling when Endeavour made its final journey.]]></description>
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			<author>Trace Dominguez</author>						<category>Astronauts</category>
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						<category>Humor</category>
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						<category>Space</category>
						<category>Space History</category>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:51:45 -0400</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[How do you put a space shuttle on the back of a jetliner? NASA had the cameras rolling when Endeavour made its final journey.]]></media:description>
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			<title>Pillaging the Moon for the Promise of Space Energy</title>
			<description><![CDATA[We have plenty of fuel for clean energy through nuclear fusion. Unfortunately it&#039;s on the moon, but that doesn&#039;t mean we shouldn&#039;t go and mine it.]]></description>
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			<author>Amy Shira Teitel</author>						<category>Sun</category>
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						<category>Jack Schmitt</category>
						<category>Apollo Program</category>
						<category>Humor</category>
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						<category>The Moon</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:44:00 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Angry Birds Attack Mars: DNews Nugget</title>
			<description><![CDATA[You can now get your fix of Angry Birds on the Red Planet!]]></description>
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			<author>Ian O&#039;Neill</author>						<category>Animals</category>
						<category>Current Events</category>
						<category>Humor</category>
						<category>Space</category>
			
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 12:31:03 -0400</pubDate>
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			<media:description type="html"><![CDATA[You can now get your fix of Angry Birds on the Red Planet!]]></media:description>
			
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			<title>This Robot&#039;s Got It Going On: Gotta-See Vidoes</title>
			<description><![CDATA[This robot&#039;s got swagger. He can strut his stuff alongside the best humans.]]></description>
			<link>http://news.discovery.com/tech/robotics/this-robots-got-it-going-on-gotta-see-vidoes-120821.htm#mkcpgn=rssnws1</link>
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			<author>Trace Dominguez</author>						<category>Walking Robots</category>
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						<category>Tech</category>
						<category>Robots</category>
						<category>Military Robots</category>
						<category>Humor</category>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
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